The More You Drive, The Less Intelligent You Are

A collection of stupid and/or demented observations from drivers.

The fabulous Katherine Roberts was taking the lane as usual, when a car tailgated her, honked, and then angrily zoomed around her, passing much too close. She caught up with it at the next light (of course). The driver insisted that she didn't belong in the lane. And why? "Isn't it obvious? I'm in my car, and you're on your legs!" A friend later suggested the perfect rejoinder: "No, I'm on my feet and you're on your ass!"

http://www.rightofway.org/stupid.html

by B' Spokes

Like most people I live a hectic life and who has the time for much exercise? Thanks to xtracycle now I do. By using my bike for daily activities I can get things done and get an hour plus work out in 15 minutes extra of my time, not a bad deal and beats taking the extra time going to the gym. In case you are still having trouble being motivated; the National Center of Disease Control says that inactivity is the #2 killer in the United States just behind smoking. ( http://www.cdc.gov/nccdphp/bb_nutrition/ ) Get out there and start living life! I can carry home a full shopping cart of groceries, car pool two kids or just get lost in the great outdoors camping for a week. Well I got go, another outing this weekend.
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