We are the bicycle lobby. We are coming for your parking.

by Comrade Rosovvy, City Pages

[B' Spokes: A bit tongue and cheek but has a point.]

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Where once you could park eight feet in front of a business to purchase a hanging plant, we sons and daughters of the morning star will force you to walk one additional city block on sidewalks like a poor person. Your spirit will be crushed and your very feet will cry out for mercy.
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