100 reasons why Baltimore is better than D.C. [Pictures]

B' Spokes: Not much about bikes but still a laugh or two might be had.

"72. Salmon is something we eat, not a pants color flooding our streets."
"22. Jenna Bush moved here. So we stole her bike."
"11. Also, our subway is almost never crowded."
"6. We use common courtesy. Like striking up conversations with people. Or, you know, smiling."
"3. The British came to D.C. and burned it down during the War of 1812. The British came here and we stopped them from taking over the country. You're welcome, America."
"1. This list was not hard to make."

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