Decongestant M
Drug FactsActive Ingredients
* MetroBus.....................................Clog relief/Stress reducer
* MetroLink........................................Highway decongestant
Directions
Adults: Take Metro once in the morning and once at night for maximum traffic congestion relief. Metro can also be taken when traveling to ball games, concerts or other area events.
Recommend Decongestant M to friends suffering from similar traffic congestions symptoms.
Children: Take Metro only under adult supervision.
Warnings
Use of Decongestant M may result in the following:
* Less stressful arrivals to work
* Swelling of wallet
* Lower levels of road rage
* A reduced need to locate parking
* An abundance of free time
* Happy thoughts about how environmentally responsible you are
* Difficulty understanding why anyone takes the highway when there is obviously a better way
DO NOT USE if you enjoy sitting in traffic for extended periods of time <a href="http://www.decongestantm.com/">http://www.decongestantm.com/</a>;
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