The More You Drive, The Less Intelligent You Are

A collection of stupid and/or demented observations from drivers.

The fabulous Katherine Roberts was taking the lane as usual, when a car tailgated her, honked, and then angrily zoomed around her, passing much too close. She caught up with it at the next light (of course). The driver insisted that she didn't belong in the lane. And why? "Isn't it obvious? I'm in my car, and you're on your legs!" A friend later suggested the perfect rejoinder: "No, I'm on my feet and you're on your ass!"

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