Area Man's Biggest Accomplishment Not Ever Killing Anyone With His Car


Via the Onion {Yes, this is satire]

HAMPSTEAD, NH—In his 36 years of life, Gary Widmer's greatest contribution to humanity has been not causing any fatalities while behind the wheel, sources close to the Hampstead man confirmed Thursday. &quot;Overall, I've got a lot to be proud of: I worked my way through college, I'm a good friend, I have a solid job,&quot; said Widmer, whose most enduring† deed thus far is never having sent a pedestrian rolling over his hood or slamming his car into a bus full of schoolchildren. &quot;And I try to give back to the community, too.&quot; ... <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-biggest-accomplishment-not-ever-killing,19358/">http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-mans-biggest-accomplishment-not-ever-killing,19358/</a>;

by B' Spokes

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